After 3 chapters of Fantastic Mr. Fox and two prayers, I was trying to get her smiling before she fell asleep, so I started asking about school.
Me: So are there special jobs at school?
Strip: Yeah (sniff sniff)
Me: Is there a line leader?
Me: Is there a snack helper?
Me: Is there a weather person?
Me: (trying to get her to laugh) Is there a nose picker?!
Strip: No, but there is a kid who always puts his hands down his pants!
I thought I was going to fall off the bed laughing. I hope they don't rotate that position! I said that was kinda gross, and she (thankfully) agreed. She asked what I would do if I were her and some kid stuck his hand down his pants, and I told her, I'd probably tell him that wasn't a nice thing to do in school and he needs to go wash his hands. She said, "That's JUST what my teacher said!!!!" Glad I had the right answer!