Friday, January 9, 2009

Things you hear yourself say as a mother Part 1

I label this part 1 because I am sure there will be more sometime soon.  These are just a few of the gems I've caught myself saying since becoming a mom:
  • It's oatmeal, not hair gel
  • Please don't stand in the refrigerator 
  • No table dancing
  • I know your panties are cute, but please keep your dress down
  • Don't ride the dog
  • Don't eat the dog's food
  • please don't wash your face in the dog's water bowl
  • Yay for poop!
  • Jesus can still see you pick your nose, even if you're under a blanket!